Pope Pius dies.
He comes to heavens gate and knocks.
St. Peter opens.
Peter: Hello Sir, what can I do for you?
Pius: I am Pope Pius, I want to get admitted!
Peter: Hmmm, Pius, hmm, sorry, never heard of this name Sir.
       (looking in his book) I don't have you in my book either.
Pius: But I am Pope Pius! I have to get in!
Peter: Hmm, lets see what I can do for you (thinking)
       We might ring Jesus, he knows a lot.
       (taking up the phone and dialing) *ring*
       Hi Junior, here is Peter, entrance gate, I have a little problem
       down here. A "Pope Pius", ever heard of this name?
       No? Well, thanks anyway, bye.
       (to Pius) Well, you heard it Sir, he doesn't know you either.
Pius: But I AM the POPE, Pope Pius, and I have to get in!
Peter: Well, lets see, hmmm, we might ring God, he really knows a lot. (smile)
       (takeing up the phone again and dialing) *ring*
       Hi Boss, Peter here, I have a small problem here, ever heard of someone
       calling himself Pope Pius? ... Oh, I see, thanks anyway ...
       By the way, how is Mary? ... Really? ... Well thanks again, bye.
       (to Pius) Well, Sir, he doesn't know you either, but we have got a last
       chance. We might ring the Holy Ghost, he REALLY knows a lot.
       (takeing up the phone again and dialing) *ring*
        Hi Smokey! Here is Peter from entrance gate, haveing a little problem
       with someone calling himself Pius, Pope Pius...
Holy Ghost:(from the receiver) PIUS?! Did you say Pius, this motherfucking
       bloody bastard who said such dirty things about Mary and me?